Overheard Starbuck

"She was sexy. She was beautiful. She was loving and she was sweet. But after living together for a few weeks he realized that on the existential spectrum that ran from imaginary to reality her experiences would always skew on the imaginary end. Even when making love she was more will'o'the wisp then flesh on flesh, soul-to-soul. It wasn't anybody's fault but they were doomed."
---"Dude of all the things that can wreck an intimate relationship who in their right mind considers let alone cares about reality? ---Poor sick fuck."