Overheard Starbuck

"So she believes the two or three years you wasted 'experimenting' with pot is responsible for everything that's now ailing you, while her brothers' thirty, forty and fifty years of alcoholism has nothing whatsover to do with their health problems?"
---"Her brothers aren't drunks, they're veterans. The military not the booze changed them."
"I coulda told her she might be right:'you're saintly brothers never had their hooch (or everything else) dosed with paraquat'."