Overheard Starbuck

"He's lost a lot of weight. What diet is he on?"
---"That's the 'Get Cancer and Waste Away Diet'.Very popular now among baby boomers."
"He's more interesting looking; almost handsome."
---"I read Weight Watchers may have patents for the most effective carcinogens , dosages and copyrights on the scientific studies measuring the speed of the test subjects weight loss."