Overheard Starbuck

"Just because for the past 30 years a brick of heroin a week has been flown via Lufthansa into O'Hare, where a Federal Express driver under the auspices of US Customs and the Chicago Police Dept. makes sure it finds its way to an office in Bensenville--that doesn't make the baggy of pot you accidentally packed with your soiled clothes from your four days and five nights in Jamaica any more legal does it? Two wrongs don't make a right, Anarchist."