Overheard Starbuck

"It happened so fast, I didn't have time to get to my gun."
---"Where was it?"
"Locked in the glove compartment."
---"Didn't you say there were about two dozen people standing around?"
"Right before all hell broke loose."
---"Did you see who starting shooting?"
"Oh yeah, I'll never forget his face. ...Maybe I'll install a spring-loaded holster under the dashboard closer to the steering wheel."
---"Wouldn't've waving a gun around made you a target?"
"Maybe I'll buy a smaller weapon that'll fit in the console between the seats."
---That's right Travis, you'll get the bad-guys next time."