Overheard Starbuck

"Look at those two guys don't they look like hit-men?"
---"Mutt and Jeff over there?"
"Who?"
---"They do look like they just came from the grassy knoll."
"Where?"
---"They could be de-mobed gay soldiers."
"Them? -- They're practically invisible. No style at-tall."
---"'Don't ask don't tell' works for them."
"'One size does not fit all'."
"Square Pegs!" (in unison)
(laughter)