Overheard Starbuck

"We've been on alert since Friday morning. They tripled security and added walk-through X-ray machines and random searches. They say it's temporary. ... Corporate cut personnel in the Ammo Division by 25%."
---"We never get extra security at Kinko's. ... There was that night a junkie couple OD'd in the bathroom when it seemed like every cop and rent-a-cop from the tri-county area showed up to secure the scene with video cameras and camera phones."
"We're never again going to see sales like those three months after 9/11. That was something.---People went nuts buying guns and stockpiling ammo."
---"Never say never."
"From your mouth to God's ear."
---"Don't you mean bin Laden's ear?"