Overheard Starbuck

(sing-song) "Somebody has to pay for the whores; somebody has to pay for the whores; somebody has to pay for the whores and he might as well be you."
---"But I don't use whores."
"All the better!"
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---"I've never even had a whore."
"Are you sure you're not gay? ..Don't you have any rich friends? ..You've never been to Vegas? ..You've never worked for a political campaign? ..Volunteered for the neighborhood watch?"