Overheard Starbuck

(sing-song) "'Give me weed, whites and wine, then show me a sign and I'll be willing.'"
---"God you're easy. ... That song must've been written by a man. --everyman's Friday-night fantasy."
"I heard what's-her-name singing it on the oldies station."
---"'Golden Oldies' or 'Oldies All the Time'"?
"No, the one that plays 'oldies on the o's'."

---"Imagine if 'weed, whites and wine' was all it took to get anyone to do most anything."
"You mean in lieu of cash?"

---"What are 'whites'?"
"Diet pills"?