Overheard Starbuck

"'Her lips needed no lipstick.' Now you say it."
---"Her lips needed no lipstick."
"It sounds different when a woman says it."
---"Who is she?"
"Who?"
---"Her. The one who doesn't need lipstick."
"She's no one: a figment of my imagination, a construct."
---"Why are you wasting my time talking about people that don't exist?"
"I'm sorry. ... Did you get to see that George Clooney movie you were talking about last week?"
---"Yes!! ..."