Overheard Starbuck

"Don't tell me you're a fan?! How old are you?"
---"I'm grateful for the obliging way her tv character displays her cleavage."
"There's cleavage all over tv; more cleavage than curves. Don't you watch those entertainment-news programs?"
---"Cleavage is curves. ..Must be the California weather."
"I mean what's so special about her cleavage? Maybe there's something about those slasher movies she's always in."
---"You always try to analyse things."
"Hey my eyes are up here."