Overheard Starbuck

"All my tattooed children."
---"What!? --Oh him. Yeah cuddly."
"I think I love the one's who must be cajoled and convinced most of all."
---"Uh-huh."
"I wonder if there are more tattoos in the southern states than around here?"
---"Goes without saying, more exposed skin."
"The farther south you go the more reptiles and snakes."
---"Huh?"
"Subliminal advertising."