Overheard Starbuck

"What's the matter with you?"
---"I'm grieving for my past."
"That's new."
---"I'm mourning all those years I didn't have a clue."
"And you do now?"
---"How could I've been so stupid?"
"You were young.Why bother? ... Blame your parents. ... What's past has passed."
---"It's a spiritual thing."
"Don't you have credit card debt, outstanding loans and hospital bills? ... Kids, pets, a wandering wife and girlfriend to worry about?"