Overheard Starbuck

"'There's strong and then there's Army strong. ... It's a strength like none other. It's the strength to get over--and get over yourself'."
---"What if behaviorists at the Pentagon learned that certain cognitive functions civilians relied on were crippling today's soldiers? Causing undue stress, injuries and even death?"
"'This taco tastes funny.'?--'Have another: that's an order Soldier.""
---"'There's retarded and then there's Army retarded.'"