Overheard Starbuck

"Little boys dream about mastery over giants and big boys dream about giant women."
---"Men who dream about little women often have problems in relationships or with the law."
"Girls don't dream about giants. There's no Jill and the Bean Stalk?"
---"Big girls dream about movie stars, rock stars ...basketball players."
"Midgets?"
---"Babies. ... I don't think women's fantasies are as fantastic or as surreal as men's."
"As if. ... Isn't it true most men are emotionally stunted and out of touch with their emotions."
---"Isn't that contradictory?"
"You mean if men were more in touch with their feelings their sexual fantasies wouldn't be as interesting... or as sick?"
---"I don't know what I mean."
"Dude."