Overheard Starbuck

"Those nuisance calls and wrong numbers aren't always wrong numbers you know."
---"And the voices in my head are etherial beings from a superior plane of existence with an obsessively benevolent interest in my scrunchy life-- keeping me from harm with their incessant hints and unasked for advice-- guiding me upwards and onwards towards true love and pure everlasting bliss."
"You too?"