Wednesday, December 06, 2006

---"UFO abductees? Probe--ees? (laughs)
"That plus other secret eugenic programs. Initially to make soldiers better killers, but they're way beyond that now."
---"Their rejects are everywhere: where are their successes?"
"There's a rumor that some corporations and top secret agencies no longer require applicants for security jobs take lie-detector tests. Instead there's a simple non-invasive procedure involving a modified MRI machine, prescribed drugs and periodic brain scans."
---"I never liked those cops at the mall."