Overheard Starbuck

"When did women get as scary as men?"
---"You don't mean sexy scary, diesel-dyke scary or evil stepmother scary?"
"No I mean swat-team-sniper, dead-eyes scary."
---"You're getting old. You're no longer entralled by their younger selves-- their daughters' beauty.
"But even babes can have those eyes."
---"You were blind and now you can see!"