Overheard Starbuck

"Doesn't he know it's ok if he's gay? Nobody around here minds. ... There's a YMCA about a mile away."
---"He likes being an outlaw. He thinks he's bad ... You'ld never understand."
"And you do?"
---"I am a woman."
"He's into leather, rap music and mountain-biking. You like quilting, Celine Dion and collect shoes that cost a week's pay."
---"You just don't get it, do you?"
"Blow-jobs against the Empire?"
---"Homophobe!"