Wednesday, September 13, 2006

---"More than other men their age? More than your grandfather? Who would know?"
"Maybe police departments have updated their rapist profiles to include men walking around with hard-ons?"
---"Men running with hard-ons. ... I've never read any crime reports mentioning viagra."
"Rapes are not news and drug companies wouldn't appreciate anyone suggesting their pills have become the drug of choice for rapists."
---"News editors heads' would roll."
"I wonder if the divorce rate for seniors is more than it was before viagra?"
---"No but hookers no longer give senior citizen discounts?"